From lyger at attrition.org Fri Feb 1 03:39:36 2008 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 03:39:36 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] Movies: Spartan, Kaena, Secondhand Lions, Phantom of the Opera Message-ID: http://attrition.org/movies/bits15.html (by Martums) Spartan 2004 Pretty box cover, terrible flick. Is it possible Ed O.Neil.s performance was the best of the lot? This movie sucked to the point of embarrassment. [...] Kaena: The Prophecy 2003 How disturbing is it when the low-to-mid-budget animated films have more plot, greater depth, and more believable performances that the big-budget suckathons? [...] Secondhand Lions 2003 >From IMDB: A coming-of-age story about a shy, young boy sent by his irresponsible mother to spend the summer with his wealthy, eccentric uncles in Texas. No one can explain how this ended up in my DVD player, or how it managed to keep my attention. [...] The Phantom of the Opera 2004 Joel Schumaker has done the impossible, taken one of the most successful Broadway musicals ever seen, and masterfully brought it to the silver screen. [...] From lyger at attrition.org Fri Feb 8 02:40:02 2008 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Fri, 8 Feb 2008 02:40:02 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] rant: Box of Shit Message-ID: http://attrition.org/~d2d/kcuf/attrition/boxOfShit.html By d2d Thanks for the box of shit, Jericho. Christmas came late this year. [photo] This arrived a couple days ago. Since I actually have a job, I couldn't be home to receive the package. And since the post office operates only during hours where most productive citizens are at work, I had to sit outside the post office and call in late for work to receive the fucking thing. [photo] As you can see, it was clearly fucking worth it. It came with a lovely DVD player remote, the kind that comes with the $36.99 walmart DVD players. I've always kept mine for fear of someday needing the damned things. Jericho's solution to "Donate" the fucking things is a far greater idea. I'm thinking of sending mine to the next Postal victim. [...] From lyger at attrition.org Fri Feb 8 21:45:13 2008 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Fri, 8 Feb 2008 21:45:13 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] rant: another box of shit Message-ID: http://attrition.org/~lyger/iats/ It's All The Same Oh, yeah. I got a box of shit from Jericho too. Now, I don.t have a fancy nancy-boy iPhone like some of the other crackheads around here so I was slow in getting some pictures taken (with a CAMERA, remember those thingys?), but at least I CAN reboot forced from my Blackberry. [photo] or at least rm /etc *cough* [photo] Much like d2d, I received a "box 'o' pleasure" containing condoms, bottle caps (I got the other 28), and a 50-foot phone cord. Also included was a dusty and crusty Sony stereo system remote (sans batteries), which coupled with d2d's DVD remote scoring bonanza, indicates that SOMEONE must have purchased a new home entertainment system recently. Hey, if you're working the corner on Colfax all day, you gotta spend it somewhere, right? [...] From jericho at attrition.org Sat Feb 16 09:18:43 2008 From: jericho at attrition.org (security curmudgeon) Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:18:43 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] Box of Shit, the Revenge Message-ID: http://attrition.org/news/content/08-02-15.001.html Box of Shit, the Revenge Fri Feb 15 03:30:49 EST 2008 jericho at attrition.org First, I need to defend myself here after the unfair and ungrateful D2D blasted my shower of kindness in the form of a box of shit. D2D does many things around here, most notably send ascii drawings of male genetalia, randomly kill -HUP the web server to make Lyger ask "why did the server crash earlier" and send inappropriate instant messages after a heavy night of drinking rubbing alchohol. Once in a while, he also pretends to be a developer for the OSVDB.org project. By that I mean he acts like a Ruby on Rails Evangelist, constantly saying how it is superior to SNOBOL and PHP. He may be right there though. It's for this last thing that I opted to send him a cherished box of shit, to reward him for fixing a bug I opened up seven months ago. After fixing the typo on a web page, he closed the ticket and sent me 69 copies of the ascii version of goatse.cx image. What an ass! Despite this virtual abuse, a box of shit was sent out priority mail. He received and promptly blogged (fag) about it, suggesting my generous gifts were a slight of some kind. Shortly after this, Lyger decides to betray my generosity by posting his rant about the box of shit I sent to him. Before you read that hurtful link in detail, take note that he carries around a Crackberry (fag) like the good little metrosexual he is. On top of the wonderful stuff, I accidentally sent him the Ansel Adams books that were meant for my color-blind friend in Juarez. [..] From lyger at attrition.org Sun Feb 24 04:20:22 2008 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:20:22 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] postal: shove that red pill right up your ass Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/p0016.html now taking applications but where's the beef? a reason not to breed always happy to help overestimated abilities why... WHY? crayons and mouthwash it's really only 12 appreciation in space, nobody can hear you scream